Pervert Committing Suicide June 8, 2008
Posted by wilson2002 in HK, Local Issues, Pervert.5 comments
The following is a TRUE story from a local Chinese newspaper.
Ah Beng aka Pervert just bought a new camera phone. He wanted to try it out. Instead of taking random pictures, he decided to take pictures of the pretty Ah Lian who lives next door. However being a typical Ah Beng, he was shy. So he quietly took pictures of Ah Lian without permission
However Ah Lian saw Ah Beng’s phone and screamed. It is an obvious reaction judging from the condition of Ah Lian: half naked, messy hair and no makeup.
Ah Lian’s scream alerted her neighbors who went over to her house to help her. Ah Lian told them there is a pervert aka ‘ma lat lout’ taking pictures of her from Ah Beng’s house. They quickly knocked on Ah Beng’s door demanding that he surrender himself.
Ah Beng was scared. He doesn’t know what to do. He was afraid that his neighbors might beat him up and most importantly steal his new camera phone.
Being a typical kiasu Ah Beng, he vowed to live and die with his precious phone. As a result, he decided to escape via the most dangerous route ever attempted by an Ah Beng.
In the end, Ah Beng managed to escape safely but he’s not sure about the condition of his phone
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Yep, Ah Beng ESCAPED to hospital where he will spend a very very long time there. This is good news for him because his daily expenses for the next three months or so will be covered by taxpayers’ money, something which many Hong Kongers are craving for :-p
